Kaminey Vs Love Aaj Kal

I know this post is late....but i wanted to make post for a long time on my blog.Its always hard to write regular/large post for bloggers like me who always prefers hindi whether in speaking or in writing.but its difficult to write hindi on pc's gosh.

Anyway,

I like kaminey in a whole, liked its direction,its story and above its music.

Love aaj kal is again good piece of work.imtiyaz has done a great job even with the mediocre story....

In the end hero heroines realize their true love.the story is old and told on celluloid many times before but the difference is the treatment.
Heroine has no problem in one night stand for herself or even her lover.

In this perspective,both movies are trying to break the chains of tradition of typical hindi cinema...(main bhartiya naari hoon main aisa soch bhi nahin sakti....)

In the words of gulzaar
"Meri aarzoo kameeni,mere khawab bhi kaminey"
"ek dil se dosti ki thi,yeh huzoor bhi kaminey"

Best of worst films

Nowdays i am trying to see as many worst films as possible.believe me ,now i am addicted to bad films.

1)Gunda - Classic of mithunda
This is the classic movie from the kanti shah where mithun plays a porter either on airport,sea dock but not on railway station
See one scene where dialogue writer is making rhymes in every dialogue even at the serious scene where sister of gangster is raped and killed by other gangster.Enjoy the scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPC90Rclfoo.


2)Desh Drohi

The hero KRK made a movie on lives on UP bhaiya in mumbai since he produced this movie no one can stop him to become hero of gracy singh and hrishita bhatt.
Here is the promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qaz0twXobg

Accha yeh Mohabbat ka asar dekh raha hoon

Nice Gazal from Hussain brothers

Discover Ahmed Hussain, Mohammed Hussain!

Bahai Temple,Chicago Pics

pics of my visit to Bahai Temple:

College Practicals

यह वाकया हुआ था मेरे एक दोस्त और कॉलेज प्रोफेस्सर के बीच।
Any resemblance to any living people is purely intentional.

Gwalior Pics

Gwalior Trade Fair and Sanatan Dharm Mandir @Gwalior

Bahadur-Indrajaal Comics-(1978-1990)

bahadur was indian comic hero(unlike phantom and mandrake) and the name of abid surti was associated with the comic strip.

आजा नाचले-२

कॉलेज time का पुराना video

chatarpur mandir

pics of chatarpur mandir

Hindi Film Lyrics and Shayaris

If you are fanatic about hindi film lyrics and light shayaris ,just check out http://kuldeepchauhan.wetpaint.com

Koldy’s Review: Umrao Jaan

In my opinion, movie makers should not try for remakes especially for classics.
If u thinks aishwarya is beautiful enough to spend 3 hours (and 150 bucks)
then only u should go to the movie.
Abhishek is a charmer as nawab sultaan ali with impeccable ordu pronunciation
and definitely better than farookh sheikh but this is not the case with aishwarya
and music of the movie.
This movie really misses the charm of rekha and feathery voice of asha.

“Dil cheez kya hai aap meri jaan lijiye “ is undoubtedly better than
“salaam karne ki aarzoo hai ,idhar jo dekho salaam kar lein” .

Koldy’s Review : Woh Lamhe

Again, Mahesh bhatt & group comes with their tested formula of
“low budget good music and atleast one smooch” .
Kangna plays a mental patient which have a allergy from wearing clothes(u know that
I am joking but it really seems from the dresses of kangna)
Music is awesome , pritam done a good job ,may be pritam stealing the tunes from somewhere else like “ya ali “ of gangster. It’s a straight copy of middle east song ya ghali .
One thing is truly evident that new generation of Pakistani singers are far more better than Indian singers.

Koldy's Review:Zindagi Rocks

Koldy’s Review : Zindagi Rocks

On the contrary to the title ,movie is not rocking. songs are more than required.
sush as usual looks awesome and the carried the role of rockstar and mother very well.
Shiney ready to be shine like a star on the cloud of bollywood.

Koldy's Review:Aahista Aahista

I think the director of the movie likes to KISS, not that kiss guyz it means keep it simple stupid .The movie is so simple sometimes you doubt really are we watching a movie?
First half is good and the people expecting a next “socha na tha” but the climax when the audience expects a twist it goes straight.
Abhay deol really differs from other deol’s ,not shouting like sunny ,not confused like bobby in the dilemma of being a action hero or emotional hero.

Koldy’s Review:Omkara

After critics acclaim and accolades for his adaptation of Shakespeare’s Macbeth as Maqbool , vishal adapted master’s another classic othello as Omkara.
Songs with high lyrical value, Dilogues in up dialect with abundance of abusive terms
and great performance by saif ali khan as crude,rude “Langda tyagi”,the movie has something which makes it differ from other bollywood assembly line masala movies.
Vishal done a great job with music and screenplay .

Numberplates Poetry

I don’t know whether the term “Numberplates Poetry” really exists or not, but i always refer the lines written on the number plates of trucks and buses as Numberplates Poetry.
Recently I saw some lines on the trucks during my journey from Gwalior to Bhopal

“Idhar dekh jaalim ,tammanna hum bhi rakhte hai “
Agar tum 80 chalte ho to ,90 hum bhi chalte hai”

And

“Neem ki lakdi chandan se kam nahin”
“Hamara Jhansi London se kam nahin”

Koldy’s Review: Banaras

I think the Times of India gave banaras a one and a half rating because there was a really deserving candidate for one star rating ie sawan .other wise they surely gave banaras one star rating (I don’t think they have lesser rating than that).
Banaras is a simple love story with banaras city as backdrop and caste system as a villain. the movie tells its very simple to see some ghosts in banaras and by just going to banaras , person can overcome from last stages of lung cancer. I think doctors of banaras will have to shift from their professions.

Findstr Command

Cursing windows for don’t have egrep like text searching facility,just use findstr.
Findstr command searches for pattern of text in files using regular expression.
For eg findstr “kuldeep*” kuldeep.txt( for searching in kuldeep.txt).
Findstr command have many parameters ,check the detailed documentation on
Windows XP professional product documentation

Wah Wah Gwalior

I am a guy of small town Gwalior, working in gurgaon right now. I spent almost 10 years in Gwalior. I have done my schooling From RamKrishna Vidhya Mandir and done my engineering in computer science from MITS. Gwalior has a special place in my heart and its reflected in my habits also .I always prefer roadside chai wale than baristas or café coffee day ,small one screen theater than PVR and DT multiplexes .I got this poem from the forwarding mails. The author is unknown to me , but kudos to the author.

WAH WAH Gwalior...
Woh Nayi sadak ka sama, woh Brijwasi ki chaat,
Woh monica ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.
Woh pandit sweet ki mithai, woh ICH ka dosa,
Woh srinath ki pav bhaji aur Jain ka samosa.

Woh tempu ka saffer, woh phool bag ki hawa,
Woh Maheshwari Park ki raunak aur Laxmi bai colony ka sama.
Woh January ki kadake ki sardi, woh baarishon ke
mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.

Woh holi ki masti, woh doston ki toli,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur janmashtmi ki roli
Woh Kila gate ki patange aur woh Cricket ka khel,
Woh ghar ki chat pe Cricket aur colony ke ladkon ka chaurahe pe mail.

Woh padav ka mahol, Woh chambal ghati se ati thandi leheren
Woh Sarafa ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.
Woh Loha mandi ki galiyan , woh KRG ki ladkiyan.
Woh Roxy ki balcony aur woh Agarwal ki pooriyan

Woh school ki life aur woh College ki Zindagi,
Woh MITS ka rasta aur woh Canteen ki patties
Woh College ki kudiyan aur GH ke saamne mel
Humne bhi bas dekhe hi thei wo saare khel.

Woh Nazar bagh ki market, wo highway ke dhabe
Woh poorane Gwalior ki raaste ,jahan humne safar hain kaate .
Wo chauraha , wo Railway station………

Itna sab keh diya par dil kehta hai aur bhi kuch kahoon
Wo shehar hain mera apna, jiska naam hai Gwalior

If You Love Someone ,Just Say it

Few days back, I got a nice forwarded mail .I also agree to the theory ” if u love someone just say it” .


10th Grade
As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so called 'best friend'.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it. After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day before.
I handed them to her.
She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that We don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how her
love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over because
she didn't want to be alone, So I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa,
I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips, she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..
I want to tell her, I want her to know that
We don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Senior year
One fine day she walked to my locker.
"My date is sick" she said, well,
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best friends'.
So we did. That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as she smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!"
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that We don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Graduation
A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks' and
gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that We don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Marriage
Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.
I want her to know that
We don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.

Death
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
"I stare at him wishing he was mine;
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it. I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
We don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
..........'I wish I did too...'
I thought to my self, and I cried.

So if you are in love, do yourself a favour .... Tell her/ him that you love them.
They won't be there ................... Forever ......